February 2011
112 posts
January 2011
126 posts
prettyboysmakegraves-:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
When you wake up and then just sit there trying to...
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
-toinfinity-andbeyond-:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
notanargle asked: "PRAISE THE LORD, FEEZUZ ZHRIFT."
notanargle asked: FZ.
At 1 in the morning...
invaluablecompanion:
743220:
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
i-will-have-many-cats asked: hey i really like your tumblr page! could you follow me? www.mhweldon.tumblr.com
thanks!
thanks!
i-will-have-many-cats asked: hey i really like your tumblr page! could you follow me? www.mhweldon.tumblr.com
thanks!
thanks!
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop,...
glamourfashionhoex:
OMG YES TAMAGOTCHI’S!!!
When your mom calls you for supper and it's not...
themano:
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
mmmyouaintcute:
coolkidcherry:
imaginarylover:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
bgrjksdbgedr the gifs
i'm afraid of 8 out of 69 common fears. →
ninjaliketendencies-x:
dirtylittlerocknrolla:
Cross out the things you’re afraid of and put you’re score at the top.
the dark
staying single forever
being a parent
giving birth
being myself in front of others
open spaces
closed spaces
heights
dogs
birds
fish
spiders
flowers or other plants
being touched
fire
deep water
snakes
silk
the ocean
failure
success
...
AKON'S LIFE
fuckyeahlolthings:
Akon 2005 - ‘Im so Lonely’
Akon 2006 - ‘I Wanna Fuck You’
Akon 2009 - ‘Dirty Bitch’
Akon 2010 - ‘I Just Had Sex’ [.♥.]
Akon 2011 - ‘I Just got Aids’
Akon 2012 - ‘That’s not my kid’
Akon 2013 - ‘I ain’t got no money left